Quote of the Day!

These are older quotes (posted with management's permission)
 
From: Nimue818 Sent: 5/16/2007 11:18 PM

From yesterday (when Tracy was talking to Alan's ghost - gotta love Luke!)

Tracy: I am not drunk, I'm haunted.
Luke: Bartender, there's no need to cut my lovely wife off. I'm here now to make sure that she makes it home safely. Tracy, you're in public. You know better than to bicker with the barstools.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 5/17/2007 4:39 PM
Sonny to Jax ( after Jax said HE could protect Carly)

"If that freak comes after Carly, you better die trying to defend her!"

I also liked when Lo called Carly a "faithless b****" . I like Carly but it still cracked me up.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 5/22/2007 6:24 PM
From yesterday, Alexis said to Sonny

"You really shouldn't comment on brothers who are psychopaths."
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 5/24/2007 12:35 PM
This one's from the other day

Robin: "We're really good together in 'crisis time'."
Patrick: "Is that anything like 'Daylight Savings Time'?
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 6/12/2007 10:23 PM
From yesterday:

Tracy ( to "ghost Alan" ) Shh!
Luke: Spanky? The getaway just got a lot more complicated, so I need you to focus. We don't have time to hiss at the armchair.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 6/21/2007 2:35 PM
Alexis: Are you wondering if there's still any good to him? All right, for what it's worth -- and keep in mind that I'm flypaper for the psychotics -- I still think there is.

From: Nimue818 Sent: 7/3/2007 1:54 PM
These are from last week:

This one cracked me up
Jax: We could go home now, and how long is it going to be before Jerry shows up in trouble again?

Carly: You don't even know where he is! You don't even know where he is, you don't know what kind of danger he's in, Jax. If you die trying to help him, I swear to god I'll never forgive you. I won't. And I know your will -- I've seen it, I get almost everything -- and I will buy things that you hate. I will buy chemical plants that pollute the environment, I will give sonny the rest of it. I swear I will.
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Alan: Why don't you just pull up a straitjacket and make yourself comfortable?
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LOL, truer wirds were never spoken, Maxie!
Coop: I like making you happy. Seeing you all soft and vulnerable.
Maxie: I think those are two words that maybe have never been used to describe me.
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No, doubt that Georgie is the smarter sister!
Maxie: I know -- you guys fought in Iraq, saved each other's lives, bonded in the jungle.
Coop: Desert.
Maxie: Whatever....
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Logan: Lulu is going to be so turned on that she's going to be ripping my clothes off.
Maxie: Does it bother the other women you sleep with when you shout your own name during sex?
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Carly: My boys are upstairs, they're watching a D.V.D., They're fine.
Jerry: Just as good mobster children should be. We don't want the tykes to overhear something too harsh with their innocent little ears, do we?
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Robin: Where are you going?
Patrick: To scrub up. I have a surgery scheduled. Would you like to observe?
Robin: No, thanks. I think I've had all the greatness I can handle for one morning.
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Again, truer words...
Jason: Carly's in trouble.
Sam: Jason, carly's always in trouble. It's how she stays the center of attention.....
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Logan: Whatever, geek. You need to leave.
Spinelli: Ok, the cro-magnon needs to put his club down, evolve a few million years, and treat the blond one with the respect she deserves.
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Tracy: You really are a vile excuse for a human being.
Scott: Have you ever heard the expression "you catch more flies with honey"?
Tracy: Doesn't apply to snakes
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Spinelli: Ok, I guess it would be dismaying to learn that the earthworm, Baldwin, is anyone's parental unit. But in the case of the unworthy one, the crabby apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

From: Nimue818 Sent: 7/6/2007 1:02 PM
Amelia (to Sam): Jason has caught you red-handed. Knowing what he knows, I doubt he would even spit on you if you were on fire.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 7/7/2007 6:44 PM
Coop: Ric Lansing wants to see you.
Logan: And I would like a new Maserati .... Tell the dude I'm busy.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 7/12/2007 9:46 PM
From yesterday (won't see today's show for another 15 minutes):
Ric: How in gawd's name can you get involved with a psycho like that?
Alexis: I married you, didn't I?
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 7/14/2007 7:23 PM
Alexis: Jerry is a sociopath. You should know, he held you and Nikolas and 13 other people hostage over a briefcase. And even with my weakness for the deranged, I would find it difficult to be attracted to a man like Jerry
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 7/30/2007 9:47 PM
Gems from last week:
Carly: What about our deal?
Jerry: I'm all over it. I was just wondering if you meant what you said when you said you were going to be my best friend. You know, I've never had one before, so I'm really looking forward to it. I mean, are we going to have sleepovers? Can I borrow your clothes and can you do my hair? You know, can I text you on my cell phone and would it include benefits? I'm shaking with anticipation.
Carly: Your benefit's going to be I'm not going to let Max or Milo hang you off the roof of my hotel by your ankles.
Jerry: You really have to do something about your hostility, Carly.
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Sonny: Okay. That's all fine, but there's no problem between us after, you know, what we -- what happened.
Kate: I didn't intend to sleep with you, Sonny. I was under the effects of a libido-enhancing drug I mistakenly took thinking it was ibuprofen.
Sonny: Really?
Kate: Mm-hmm
Sonny: Well, lucky you were with me when it kicked in. Can you imagine if you were with that foreman? That would've been --
Kate: That's not funny.
Sonny: I'm sorry.
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Ric: But then again, I have seen how ethical attorneys seem to misplace their moral compass once they start representing Sonny Corinthos.
Diane: "You" are now going to lecture me on ethics and morality? Don't let me interrupt you, because I need a good laugh.
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Alan: I think I know what's wrong.
Tracy: Beyond being dead?

From: Nimue818 Sent: 7/30/2007 10:00 PM

Forgot one:

Sonny: What do you need, Ric?
Ric: You know, it's nice that you -- you got Max back on the payroll. I think he was getting a little bored working at the Metro Court -- Carly wouldn't let him shoot anybody. Unfortunately, I also had to have him detained by two officers because he seems to think it's okay to put his hands on the district attorney.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 7/31/2007 5:04 PM
Carly: Is not about Jerry, it's about Jason. He's fighting for his life and he has no one there for moral support.
Alexis: Somehow, you putting yourself in the same sentence as "moral support" must be an oxymoron.
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Carly: I need you to be my attorney. I need you to petition the court, do whatever it is you can do to get me in that courtroom, because jason needs to see me there.
Alexis: For gawd's sake, why would you do that to the poor man? Isn't being on trial for murder punishment enough?
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Alexis: The last time you tried to help someone in court, it was me -- and you ruined my case. So if you want to help Jason, don't help Jason. Because if you go in there with your usual pattern of using your mouth instead of your brain, he'll fry. In fact, if it were me, I would make sure that it was a closed trial specifly for the reason of keeping you out.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 8/3/2007 8:59 PM
These are from yesterday (I haven't seen today's show yet)

Jerry: It's all about who you know, darling. I mean, the hard part's going to be once we get there. And trying to prove that Jason Morgan didn't kill Alcazar -- that's going to be a bit of a challenge, especially since he did.
Carly: Yeah, well, Lorenzo was scum.
[Jerry chuckles]
Jerry: Oh, do -- do you reserve the hatred for all the ex-husbands or just the dead ones?
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Judge: Mr. Lansing, do you intend to call any witnesses you haven't slept with?
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Elizabeth: We're not lovers. It was one night.
Ric: Hmm. And when did that one night occur? Was it within the last year? Winter? Spring? When?
Elizabeth: Just after you had sex with your stepdaughter
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(Spinelli & Logan Arguing at Jake's ... near the pool table
Logan: You know what? You want to talk about this man to man, you bring it on. But the "wizards of weirdo" garbage is driving me nuts.
Spinelli: Have it your way. But I've got your number, bro dog dude, so listen up.
Coleman: Hey, guys. Keep your balls on the table, ok? Uh.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 8/4/2007 8:17 PM
Carly: I made a serious mistake.

Jerry: Really? Just one?

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Jax: Well, there's that temper again.
Irina: You have excellent reflexes.
Jax: Yeah, and you're not a bad shot. You done?
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Ric: Yet you still maintained a relationship with Jason Morgan?
Elizabeth: Jason is a close friend, as I have already stated. He is kind, loyal. He saved me and all the other metro court hostages, including er stepdaughter, samantha mccall.
(for a second I thought she would say lover, it's clearly what she meant, lol)
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Ric: I'm sorry, I'll rephrase. Mrs. Spencer, has your testimony been accurate and truthful in regards to the visit that Mr. Morgan paid you on the afternoon of May 23rd, and the phone call that he received while in your presence?
Elizabeth: Here is the truth once again, Mr. Lansing. Yes, Jason came to visit me in the hospital because he is my friend, and during the course of that visit, he received a phone call. He said he would take care of it, and then he left -- end of story. That is what this trial is supposed to be about. And no matter how much pain you cause, or how many people you deliberately hurt, that is my statement. And nothing you say or imply or twist around is going to change it.
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Sonny: Carly left a message that she took off to save Jason, which means she has a plan, and that is never a good thing...
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Jerry: I did not collapse, I doubled over.
Carly: You screamed like a girl ...
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Liz: ... I could've told the truth. I could've, but I just couldn't. I couldn't because Lucky was sitting there, and he's staring at me, and I ... god, I knew that I had already taken away his pride. How could I take away his child too?
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Carly: Did Nikolas stab you while you were fighting?
Jerry: No ... it's very bad manners to stab someone.

From: Nimue818 Sent: 8/8/2007 7:38 PM
From Monday, this made me chuckle:

Kate: Oh. They must be around here some-- oh, there they are. Sonny had me watch his kids, so I let them play out here.
Clarice: Oh, you poor thing, you hate unscripted children. It must've been torture.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 8/8/2007 8:09 PM
From yesterday, Noah was too cute!:
Noah: When did they become the parents?
Anna: I don't know, but you better do as you're told.
Noah: Yeah, you bet. I'm going to try and sneak out later to meet you.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 8/14/2007 7:33 PM
From Thursday:

Sonny: How's the adult?
Epiphany: Snake bite's ok, but it looks like she's suffering from over-inflated ego. I wouldn't get too close -- it might pop at any moment.
Kate: The help around here leaves a lot to be desired.
Sonny: Maybe it has to do with the fact that you consider nurses "help."
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 8/14/2007 8:49 PM
Diane: How do you know that Mancini is lying?
Jason: Because, hypothetically, I would never use my SUV to transport a body.
Diane: Jason, I cannot explain to the jury that my client ... hypothetically ... would've found another way to dispose of the body. I have to discredit this witness. Why would Alcazar's gardener want to send you to prison?
Jason: Because, hypothetically, I killed his brother.

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Spinelli: The Valkyrie fled the country with the unhinged one.
Jason: Carly took off with Jerry?
Diane: Oh, thank God for small favors ... that's one less loose cannon out of town.
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Spin's B-day sonnet for Lulu (without Lulu's interruptions)
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art cooler and more temperate. Thou rough friends do chase your true buds away and lure you towards a dubious fate. But thy eternal summer shall not fade, nor lose dominion over your fair smile. Nor shall the unworthy brag that you he made, for the cosmos shall be your domicile. So long as I can breathe and these eyes see, so does our friendship, and gives life to we."
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 8/14/2007 9:40 PM
From yesterday:
Jason: There is no proof. It's fabricated.
Carly: Wel so what? It's a court of law. No one cares about the truth. ...

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Spinelli: "Dear fair friend, in your tortured confusion, your delicate ears cannot hear the jackal's insights, so I pray you will recognize them in this epistle. Though I have no empirical evidence to prove the unworthy one is -- well, unworthy -- in my humble opinion, Logan Hayes is a half-witted, scruffy, nerf herder who doesn't deserve your toenail clippings, let alone the chance to know you in the biblical sense."

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Ric: Your honor, these are closed proceedings. This woman has not been sworn in, and she has no busess being in this court!
Carly: Yeah, you wish, you pig.
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Kate: I had six months suspended license. My lawyer was able to keep it out of the media that time, but he advised me to stay clear of the Hamptons for a while, which is why I bought my weekend home in Port Charles.
Sonny: So ... ok. This looks pretty bad for you. But think about me ... you know, now I have a ... a fugitive for a neighbor.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 8/15/2007 7:27 PM
From Tuesday:

Spinelli: Ok, with all due respect, Stone Cold, this visit is about me, not the valkyrie. The jackal is in need of guidance and wisdom. The blond one has taken mjolnir to my chief article of affection.
Jason: What the hell does that mean?
Spinelli: Lulu broke my heart.
(OK, had to look this one up, lol. Mjolnir is a fictional weapon from the mainstream Marvel Universe. This version of Mjolnir resembles a large hammer and is the favored weapon of Thor, the superhero and Thunder God. It made its first appearance in Journey Into Mystery vol. 1, #83 (August 1962). Gotta love Spinelli! )
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Irina: I'm not paying you to lay there. (steps on his hand)

Man: Aah!
Jax: You ought to cut them some slack. They must be exhausted after beating the h*** out of me.
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Carly: Do you consider Spinelli a good judge of character?
Lulu: Well, he worships Jason. He pretty much thinks that Ric is corrupt scum. He has a lot of respect for Sonny ... even though he's scared to death of him ... and he worships you.
Carly: The kid's got great instincts.

From: Nimue818 Sent: 8/17/2007 12:32 PM
From Wednesday:

Alice: You know, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Edward: That's well said, Alice.
Alice: Take a look at you and MS. Tracy -- two peas in a pod.
Edward: Will you go dust something?
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 9/11/2007 11:09 PM
From yesterday:.
Jerry to Sam on why she should try to seduce Trevor to get info.

Jerry: No, no, no, Trevor's way too smart for that. Come on! You, on the other hand, can bring up any name without raising Trevor's suspicion because you've slept with all of them.
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Runner up, also Jerry to Sam on trying to seduce Trevor

Jerry: Oh, come on. You went for the apple, you might as well go for the tree. I need you to behave and to pay attention, sweet sam.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 9/11/2007 11:16 PM
Today: Ric to Jerry

Ric: How do I make you understand this? See, I'm the D.A., You're an international psycho. I don't have to account for my whereabouts, you do.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 10/5/2007 11:35 PM
Diane to Sonny : "Every once in a while just make an effort to pull your head out of your ... (Sonny leans in to hear) ... self-centered fog and realize that there are other people in the world who need assistance."
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 10/23/2007 9:57 PM
Up until now my QODs have been mostly comical but this chilling line by Anthony Zachara really affected me. Truly terrifying!

"I'm going to take your sons away. I'm going to slit their throats from ear to ear, and I'm going to make you watch while they bleed."
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 10/31/2007 9:44 PM
Anthony Zachara " Liar, Liar, Pants on fire!"

To the "handlers" who came to bring him home ... right after he shot them both dead!

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From: Nimue818 Sent: 11/8/2007 11:15 PM
OK, so here's some of my favorite lines from sweeps:

Ric: The man is a menace, alexis, ok? He's dangerous, he's unpredictable, but, of course, I forgot -- that's the kind of man that you're interested in, right? What, does it turn you on that you're around guys that are dangerous and unpredictable?
Alexis: Shocking, you're right. I should've learned my lesson with you.
Ric: Very funny. Oklook, I'm telling you right now, you stop associating with jerry jacks or, I swear to you, I'm going to take Molly back.
Alexis: You try it and I will kick your ***.
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Elizabeth: You know Jason is Jake’s father. You've known for a while. And yet you stood there and watched my son get kidnapped. You allowed a desperate, unstable woman to walk away with my baby because you couldn't stand for me to have Jason’s child. And when that didn't work, you hired two thugs to terrorize me and my boys in the park -- they pulled a gun on us. Anything could've happened, but you don't care, as long as Jason doesn't get to be with Jake. Huh. What, you didn't think Jason would tell me? He trusts me, and he knows what kind of trash you are.
*****
Lucky: Wait, why'd you let Logan go?
Luke: Well, because maybe he'll end our grief by being the next shish on the kebab.
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Alexis: I had my own experience with a lousy father, so I thought nothing could surprise me, but this does. This surprises me. Your utter disinterest in your own son -- it is absolutely shocking to me. That you could look at him bleeding to death on that bed and have absolutely no reaction at all is unfathomable. You're a failure. You are. You have failed your son in every possible way. You have scared him and crippled him because he wasn't able to live up to your punitive standards, and now you don't even have the decency to sit by his beside for five minutes and offer him a word or a touch that would cost you nothing? I understand that you don't think much of your son. But from where I'm standing, from what I'm able to see, he's worth 1,000 of you.
Ric: I thought you didn't like me.

*****

Emily: My god -- excuse me! How old are you? This isn't a sandbox. People are in real danger here, and all you can think to do is bully Spinelli? Because, why? You feel threatened by his friendship with Lulu? Grow up!
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Scott: Spencer, this isn't happy hour. We got a killer out there on the loose.
Luke: I know. You think you can find a bull's-eye and pin it to your back?
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Spinelli: We have a firearm! Remain supine, evildoer!
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Trevor: Richard, you are not dying.
Ric: Is that an order?
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Anthony: Do you garden?
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Sam: I don't know. You seem like you are the best-equipped to stop a psychopath like Zacchara.
Jerry: Oh, as in "takes one to know one"? Don't expect me to be flattered, darling, ok?
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 11/21/2007 9:40 PM
These are from 11/9/07

Tracy: I don't appreciate being abandoned and I have serious reservations about what you do when you're not with me and whom you do it with. Having said that, I'm awfully glad you duped me into marrying you.
Luke: Smartest con I ever ran.
Tracy: I had (groans) resigned myself to the dry existence of mergers and acquisitions, with the occasional petty family squabble interspersed. Then you got me drunk, married me, and tried to swindle me out of millions of dollars.
Luke: I was irresistible, wasn't I?

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Scott: There is no more booze.
Tracy: Ridiculous. This is the Cassadines, they must have caseloads. Nobody could survive in this mausoleum without getting tanked every night. Go look harder.
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Trevor: Doctor? Look, I just want to thank you for what you've done for my son.
Robin: I've been focusing on the medical issues tonight, but I've heard enough to know that what's going on here is your doing. So you can choke on your appreciation, Mr. Lansing.
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Luke: Anthony Zacchara. You're smaller than I expected, not intimidating at all. What are people so afraid of?
Anthony: The dark.
Luke: They say you're nuts.
Anthony: Something else they fear.
Luke: Not for me. I like the dark. I'm a little out there myself.
Anthony: Really? We have more in common , We're both fathers. Your little b**** of a daughter is going to hang just for laying eyes on my son.
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Anthony: You're right, you're as crazy as they say I am.
Luke: When this is all over, we'll get adjoining rooms in the looney bin and wipe the drool from each other's chins.
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Nadine: Lulu, Spinelli would do anything to protect you, and instead of saying "thank you," you're just going to yell at him?
Lulu: He hit me on my head!
Nadine: Yeah, trying to prevent you from doing something stupid, which might've cost you your life. And if you try to leave now, I volunteer to knock you out again.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 11/24/2007 8:23 PM
11/12

Jason: You're not Jake's father, Lucky. I am.

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Kate (to Carly): Could you possibly act like a grownup for once?
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Scott: I don't want Spencer to die of a heart attack. I hated him my entire adult life. I don't know what I would do with myself if I didn't have him to despise and insult.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 11/24/2007 9:36 PM
11/13

Elizabeth: Sometimes ... sometimes I think I've loved you from the very first time you saved me in that bar.
Jason: I remember you that night. How sad you were, how angry ... wow, how beautiful. But I had no idea that someday I'd be in love with you, or that you'd be the mother of my child.
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Scott: But you're ok, huh, Spencer? You're still breathing and everything, huh?
Luke: No thanks to the cheap cologne you marinate in.
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Tracy (To Luke): You had a heart attack. Take a nap.
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Anthony (To Lulu): You're a mouthy little brat, aren't you?
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 11/26/2007 10:34 PM
Monica to Jason: You're all I have left and I don't want you!

From: Nimue818 Sent: 12/3/2007 10:03 PM
This is more than just a quote, but it was so moving, I have to post it. It's Elizabeth's eulogy for Emily:
Elizabeth: I'm sorry, I'm ... I'm probably the worst public speaker, ever, in the best of circumstances. The thought makes me sick to my stomach on a day like this. But Emily deserves the best I have to give, and I need to speak about her, so that is what I'm going to do. Grace. Dignity. Generosity. Kindness. Unconditional love. We all know Emily personified those qualities, but there was something else, something that wasn't as apparent, and that's what I would like to address first.
People who didn't know Emily tended to mistake her softness for weakness. But she was the epitome of the iron fist in the velvet glove. Ask anyone who ever snapped her last nerve. I can't speak for any of you, but I know I never wanted to be on the receiving end of Emily's righteous indignation. But that wasn't her usual way. If she wanted you to do the right thing, which was always so clear to her, she would win you over with calm and reason. And before you knew it, you were doing exactly what she suggested. And if you chose to do the very thing she urged you not to, her love never wavered, because she was loyal to the people she loved, no matter what. Especially her notoriously nutty family. Never has a child been so unlike the family who adopted her. At least on the surface. But as it turned out, she was a perfect fit. Edward, I cannot count the number of times I have heard you say that Emily was the center, the heart of your family. And to a certain extent, that was true. But to Emily, the heart of the family was always you. And, Monica, I know you can barely think right now. But when you can, I hope you'll take comfort in knowing that you, more than anyone, changed the course of Emily's life. You came along when she needed you the most. You took her into your heart, into your home. You and Alan became her inspiration. You gave her focus and ambition, and I know she never stopped being grateful for that. More than anything, or anyone, the Quartermaines were responsible for shaping the incredible woman Emily turned out to be. You should all be very proud.
Emily had a wonderful way of making families beyond her own. One consisted of the people she worked with. Epiphany, Emily was especially fond of you. She saw your heart, and she knew it was as big as the universe. I don't know if she ever got a chance to tell you, but she was always so appreciative of your sage advice ... and your belief in her future as a doctor. Patrick, Bobbie, Dr. Ford, Emily learned so much from all of you ... about the power of medical teamwork. She also had her family of girlfriends. Robin, Kelly, Lainey. We'll always have Jake’s. Emily's friendship was a gift. I know.
I was fortunate enough to call her my best friend since we were teenagers. She was my rock, my support system, and I will carry her in my heart for as long as I live.
There is someone else I would like to mention. Jason. He owned a unique place in Emily's heart, a place reserved only for him. He wasn't just her brother. He was her hero. Jason couldn't be here today, but I couldn't talk about Emily and not say his name.
Sometimes, the bonds you make in high school follow you through your life. As most of you know, Emily, Lucky, Nikolas, and I became friends back then. The friendship stuck, and so did the nickname. Much to Nikolas' embarrassment, we were collectively known, at least to ourselves, as the four musketeers. We were an unlikely combination. Four very different people from very different backgrounds who came to rely on each other in profound ways. Each of us was changed by the others, and we found the meaning of true friendship. Just as Emily in her quiet and understated way became the touchstone for the Quartermaines, she did the same for the musketeers. Lucky, how do I thank you for bringing my best friend into my life? It's a debt I will never be able to repay. And, Nikolas, I hope you know Emily loved you more than anyone.
For Emily, it was love at first sight. But when she fell for Nikolas, she was just a gawky kid, and he was your typical clueless male object of affection.
Nikolas had no idea what they would come to mean to each other. But Emily always knew. It started out as a crush on a fairy-tale prince. And she ended up with a partner. A soul mate. The love of her life.
Nikolas, Emily told me so many times she was the luckiest woman in the world to have your love. But really, we're the lucky ones ... every single person sitting here today ... to have had Emily grace our lives at all.

From: Nimue818 Sent: 2/4/2008 9:40 PM
Carly (about Kate) : "I don't like that woman!"
Jax : "You don't like ANY women!"
LMAO! Truer words were never spoken Jasper Jax!
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 8/15/2008 10:27 PM
Claudia to Sonny (& Anthony): "No harm is going to come to your children, isn't that right Daddy? So you can both zip up your pants."
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 9/6/2008 8:46 PM
Diane (to Sonny) : Gawd help me. I'm actually starting to understand your logic. Which means that I need a martini.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 9/9/2008 7:28 AM
Nik (to Nadine): "I'm not done with you yet"
I just loved the way he smiled when he said that. I think yhey're so cute together.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 9/12/2008 10:39 PM
Gotta love Spinelli. I had to rewind & listen to this again. The "roundest heel" part cracked me up! My husband uses the expression round heeled strumpet & the first time he said it, he had to explain to me that the heels are rounded from too much "street walking" Guess, I'm a bit nieve!

Spinelli: Yeah, I know, but instead, he asked questions of a most personal and humiliating nature. He -- he presented fair Maximista as a careless wench of the lowest virtue, of the roundest heel.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 9/17/2008 6:51 PM
From yesterday:
Diane ( to Kate ): Consider me the -- excuse me, thank you -- the emotional cavalry. You are blinded by love. You're not seeing clearly. You're judgment is compromised. I, on the other hand, am clear and objective as a judge. So as your very dear friend, allow me to give you the benefit of my logical and disciplined point of view and remind you again of the myriad reasons why you need to run, not walk, to the nearest exit and never, ever marry Sonny Corinthos.
Sonny: Diane, you are a great attorney. You work your butt off for me, but sometimes, I don't know why, I get the distinct feeling that you don't like me very much. I don't know why.
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 9/23/2008 10:58 PM
Anthony ( to Jason) "Did you sneak by the guards or do I have to call for body bags?"
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From: Nimue818 Sent: 10/14/2008 7:23 PM
Karpov: She's in my way.
Jerry: Yes, but not mine. And it's very bad manners to shoot the woman that you're sleeping with,... in most cases.

That's the end of the oldies.  Hope you enjoyed the memories!

I loved Sonny's line to Anthony today... cracked me up!
Sonny: Don't piss on my head and try to tell me it's raining!
Another was Maxie to Johnny
Maxie: That was BS... Before Spinelli!
LOL - I loved those lines my husband was even laughing!

Ethan: Your wallet gone walkabout...

Sam to Jason about Claudia being pregnant: "I just don't understand why Sonny can't keep it in his pants for like five seconds.  He spends five minutes around somebody and he  impregnates  like everybody.  I just don't get it."

Luke to Helena:  You know Helena, I know you don't grace many hospital beds with your acerbic wits, so here's a little tip,  It's not wise to **** off the medical personnel standing by your bed with scalpels handy ... and needles...,and radioactive isotopes that could be injected into your IV.   

There were a lot of good lines this week.  The writers are doing a great job!  Here are a few of my faves.

Classic Luke/Tracy exchange:
Luke: "I'm totally innocent!"
Tracy:  "Aren't you always?"

Dante to Claudia:  "The concept of a bullet in the head.  It's a real turn-off."

Luke to Ethan (about Nik): "He could revert to his genetic predisposition and go all Cassadine on your a$$."
 
Alexis to Helena:  "Oh my G-d!  You look awful."  (said with a huge smile on Alexis' face)

Helena to Alexis: (talking about the Valentin threat)  "You have a great deal to lose Natasha......a few pounds wouldn't hurt."

Maxie to Jason and Sam:  "You two were role-playing.  Jason!  Way to go!  I didn't know you had it in you."

Luke to Helena:  "...my little Venus Flytrap..."

Carly to Olivia (about Jax):  "Don't you just want to bottle him?"

Oh...and the term "Lukealikes"...what a stitch!

"Luke to Ethan (about Nik): "He could revert to his genetic predisposition and go all Cassadine on your a$$." "
 
 
 
I loved those lines/  This one struck me because I'm always saying I want Alexis or Nik to "Go Cassadine"  on someone!

 

Helena (to Skye): You're the one with unfortunate name...Apple?...  Blanket?

Helena: Look, I'm not going to live forever. 

Luke: (laughs) Well, that's a relief!

LOL - I did LOVE that Helena line to Skye and overall I enjoyed the Skye and Helena scene... they were fun to watch

HElls always gives such fun quotes to us!!!